DOS JOGOS SAGRADOS DA BOLA MAIA ÀS SACRAS MAYAN BLOB'S

THE MAYAN BLOB

BEWARE THE MAYAN BLOB

SAYS THE EYE OF ZARDOZ OR ZARDOX

AND THE BLOBS ARE MARCHING ON

E DAS BOLAS MAIAS E DOS SEUS RITOS

PASSOU-SE A JOGAR COM BOLHAS

E NEM SEQUER ERAM BOLHAS DE SABÃO

JOGA-SE COM BOLHAS DE NADA

AND THE GAME IS OFF

 New Calcedonia, Mars––Thousands of New Calcedonian martians from the northern quadrant of sector 490-3t protested outside New St. Peter’s today as bishops began talks on a number of heated issues including inter-species marriage and receiving communion in the pinchers. “The faithful and bishops alike are hoping to cover all the core issues that the average Catholic martian on the planet’s going through; issues such as understanding ‘the fall’ in regards to the martian race, and of course, receiving communion in the pinchers as opposed to one of the tongues,” spokesman for the Church in sectors 490-3t and 490-4t Androm’da Zmit told the press outside New St. Peter’s Square. “I have faith that our Holy Father Beeblebrox XV, together with the bishops, will be able to guide the faithful in these decisions…to help them better understand how he, she, or heshe can better telecommunicate the gospel.” One issue receiving lots of attention is that of intergalactic marriage. The question of whether humans could lawfully marry martians was first thrust into the spotlight when well known intergalactic space hockey player Xed Zardox fell in love with martian actress Trillion Pan Vogon, causing a storm of controversy. Other issues the bishops are considering are whether it’s admissible to form crop circles outside one’s own property and whether human probing is to be allowed during Lent.